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the elephant and the ant share a night of passion and the elephant dies the ant says I don't know I get one night of passion and a lifetime digging a grave

2007-02-25 13:03:37 · 16 answers · asked by friendofb 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

excellent 8/10

did you hear this one?


What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

2007-02-25 13:14:43 · answer #1 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 1 0

oh i get it. the ant is tiny and it takes a long time to dig a grave for an elephant. lol. that was really funny. i should tell this to my friends.

2007-02-25 21:36:25 · answer #2 · answered by MSS 3 · 0 0

LOL!!!!

it made me think of this:

What did the ant say to the elephant before the elephant died??

answer: "Im pregnant with our firstborn."

hehe

2007-02-25 21:22:30 · answer #3 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 0 0

Yes, I asked my elephant and he said the ant was on his back when a coconut fell and hit him on the head and when I screamed the ant asked "did I hurt you baby?"

2007-02-25 21:15:20 · answer #4 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0 0

Funny. 8/10.

2007-02-25 21:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

i get it but not funny. how can an ant and an elephant get it on

2007-02-25 21:07:51 · answer #6 · answered by vannilabean 2 · 0 0

poor hoplessly devoted to the grave ant!!

2007-02-25 21:11:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not bad worth a luagh

2007-02-26 10:56:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cool darling

2007-02-26 05:54:37 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

crap crap crap stop reading those crappy joke books and if you thought that was funny you need your head examined.

2007-02-25 21:12:48 · answer #10 · answered by theemadmonkey 4 · 0 0

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