Nowadays, everyone gets every day off for some holiday. Yet there is no holiday honoring Jar Jar Binks. Like you, I am outraged about this. So last tuesday I went down to the school in my Jar Jar Binks costume to tell the children that they could all go home cause it was Jar Jar day. I walked in and a security gaurd tried to stop me but I hit him in the face with my lightsaber (baseball bat). I went from classroom to classroom telling all the kids they could go and they cheered and ran out! Some teachers asked me to explain myself but I swung my lightsaber at them! Eventually the police showed up and tried to stop me. An epic lightsaber battle ensued. Anyway, I was badly beaten and arrested. Can I sue the school and teachers for my physical pain as well as to pay my legal bills? Also the police?
2007-02-25 12:56:43 · 16 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
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2007-02-25 13:04:36 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
You need some serious metal help. What gave you the right to
1-hit anyone in the face? 2-go about telling children that they could go? 3-think that there is such a thing as Jar Jar day? No you can NOT sue anyone for anything. You will be VERY lucky if no one presses charges against you. Grow up.
2007-02-25 14:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by Ghost 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 23:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by tabbitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few minutes ago, after working on it for a month, I just finished watching all 6 Star Wars Movies. The last one I watched was RETURN OF THE JEDI. George Lucus sure did a good Job! I very much enjoyed them and Liked the way he put in the Spirit of Anakin Skywalker in the last scene.
Thank you for sharing your fantasy.
May the Force Be With You!
2007-02-25 13:08:05 · answer #4 · answered by Brandysmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I'm sure you know this already but I'm in a good mood so I'll answer your question as if it were serious. No. You assaulted people without explaining your actions. If you want to celebrate a holiday and want it to be recognized in your town. You have to make a formal proposal. You would have to go to City Hall first.
2007-02-25 13:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by quel772o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you do that in the first place? I would say no since you were resiting the situation. They probably did not know what to say with someone at a school telling kids to go home when you are not employed at the school. Learn your lesson, grow up and move on.
2007-02-25 13:03:18 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell no. Only famous important people get holidays in remembrance of them. Who the hell is this Jar Jar Binks character? Point proven - nobody knows who that person is hence no holiday for him.
2007-02-25 13:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by mypassions4life 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think every Monday should be JAR JAR DAY.... and we all can sit around, drink beer, watch pornos and play with ourselves.
2007-02-25 13:26:09 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jar Jar Binks???
2007-02-25 13:10:53 · answer #9 · answered by chickwithbrains233 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
You can start a campaign or have an internet petition... I'll sign, Jar-Jar is my hero, also my lover jk. seriously, pursue this holiday thing because that would be so awesome.
2007-02-25 13:04:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
You are an absolute moron but your writing is intelligent and you have a vivid imagination. I tried to scoff at you but found myself laughing until I was crying. Do you have any friends?
2007-02-25 17:46:55 · answer #11 · answered by b's wifey 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋