Picutre this, an LCD screen that sits on your gravestone, and chances your epitaph every year.
Year 1: Honey I miss you.
Year 2: Im bored here.
Year 3: So am decomposing. What else is new?
Year 4: Ok I cant stand this, I admit, I cheated on you!!
Year 20: Now kids, its all good. Its not bad here.
Year 50: Who are you?
:)
Give me your own version.
2007-02-25 12:41:11 · 10 answers · asked by Antares 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
1 My nose itches.
2. Anybody got a light?
3. That wasn't me I swear.
4. Why didn't anybody put some Febreze in here?
5. I think a worm just went up my nose.
2007-02-25 12:55:52 · answer #1 · answered by Unshaken Faith 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
With our spirits in heaven or hell, this can't happen!! But, for the fun of it, I'll join your invention for a moment.
Year 1: For all you nonbelievers, guess where I'm at! Booyaah!
For the believers, God is ALL He claims to be!!
Year 2: Kids, continue in your faith in Our Lord, we'll be together
forever in a few short years!
Year 3: Oh yeah, you don't have to visit me here, remember, I'm
not here, I'm in Heaven!!
Year 4: Being here IS BEYOND human understanding! No
pain or suffering, only Love with everlasting joy.
Years 5....For anyone who still does not believe thru Faith in
The Almighty God, I'm glad I could be visual proof for you. Oh
yeah, the Bible said, even then, some will still not believe.....
I'm sorry.
2007-02-25 21:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by connie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
year1: forwarding adress>>year 2:you said the check was in the mail>>>year 3: still waiting on outcome, anna nicole paternity test>>>>year4: waiting on check, waiting>>>>> year 20:sorry wrong number>>>>year 50: rocky balboa CCLMV sucks!
2007-02-25 20:58:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe this or something very similar has already been invented. A company called leif tech, apparently allowing 250 pages of text
2007-02-25 20:52:26 · answer #4 · answered by copsedream2k7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 - "hey y'all watch this"
2 - oops
5 - where the f*ck am i
10 - great, now my subscription LIFE magazing ran out
20 - not much more than dust now
50 - why are you wasting your time reading about the dead, i'll see you soon anyway
100 - - no screen anymore - it's been paved over to create a wal-mart parking lot
2007-02-25 20:47:46 · answer #5 · answered by -skrowzdm- 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
year 1: My it's dark in here...........
year 2: You never call, you never write, you missed all my birthdays.......
year 3: two teenagers did things you won't believe right where you're kneeling!
year 4:what? this thing's not broken yet?
year 20: This is the song that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friend........
Year 50: You may not know us, but we're having one helluva party down here!
2007-02-25 21:02:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Hey, who turned out the lights?
2. Get these worms off me.
3. Help, my arm fell off.
4. Damnit, I can't breathe.
5. Ouch, stop that, Satan.
6. Alright, joke's over guys; ...come on, let me out!
2007-02-25 20:49:45 · answer #7 · answered by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Year 20--
"I made a Million Bucks Inventing this Thing, Now what do I do?"
Ditto.................
2007-02-25 20:53:49 · answer #8 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
year 2 : who is that woman you are with ?
hehe i love it
2007-02-25 20:46:10 · answer #9 · answered by Peace 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-25 20:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋