What are some of the most ridiculous claims you've heard Christians say about Atheism/Evolution?

Question

"There are no Atheists. Everyone knows in their heart that there's Jesus"

"Darwin recanted in his death bed."

Add yours...

Answer 1

Jesus caused the Big Bang
How do Atheists know it was a big bang, who heard it.
Noah's Ark has been found.
If we are descended from apes, why are their still apes.
God made the Heavens and the Earth, but Satan made the dinosaurs.
Catholics are NOT Christians, lol, I love that one!
The son of God is God, and the spirit of God is his son????
Anyone NOT believing in Jesus will go to Hell and burn forever!
All believers WILL go to Heaven, but I think a lot of them will NOT!
All other religions are second class compared to Christianity.
They think they have a monopoly on Religion & Sprituality.
All fossils are fake.
All fossils are the work of Satan.
All carbon dating is false.
The Earth is only 6000 years old.
The bible is a work of God.
God "inspired" the writting of the Bible.
Jesus parted the red sea, another favourite of mine.
There was NO religions before Christianity.
ect.

Answer 2

Atheism-A person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.

There are atheist they are the deniers of God...
Well everyone knows in there heart there is a God but many dont and will not believe.Problem A, Many dont want to be accountable to a God with his rule and limitations even though there is so much proof for him.

Anything about evolution and is against the bible is ridiculous too me.
From creation being million of years not 6 days- to fossils in rock layers that are mixed up and scientist saying this and that.

Remember everyone...1st rule of science...(scientist told me)

IT CANT PROVE ANYTHING!!!

Answer 3

That your fantasy boogie man Satan is going to jump out and bite all Atheists in the butt. And Evolution was an invention to discourage Christians. Darwin reascended in his death bed what the Hell does that prove. You Christians are so tightly wrapped in your cocoon of Ignorance the charge that Evolution was an invention to discourage Christians is ridiculous.

Answer 4

that mitochondrial dna has been tracked back to western iraq, meaning we originated from iraq, not africa. And that all females are related through their mitochondrial DNA.
and that more than 99% of evolutionists have not seen the fossils that prove evoltion is true.
Also, entire colonies have been built upon the discoveries of a single tooth.
If stuff like that were true, nobody would believe in evolution!

Answer 5

The stupidest thing I have heard them say is that atheists regimes under Stalin, Polpot, Mao, Castro, et al have murdered over 100,000,000 people in the last century (by conservative estimates), not including acts of war. That, of course, tops the death toll of the Inquisition, witch hunts and heresy trials of the Christian Church by about 99,700,000 people.

Now, I havn't checked that fact myself, but I decided that it can't be true. So it isn't. Stupid Christians!

Answer 6

"Atheists become atheists because they don't want the responsibility of obeying God's law."

(Typical dismissive statement made by people who don't want to listen, learn, or understand anything about people who have beliefs that don't fit into their own little bubble. They prefer ignorance to understanding, so they like to pat themselves on the back and make grand, incorrect statements like that to each other.)

Answer 7

First of all, not all Christians say stupid remarks like that. Secondly, there are some christians who believe in evolution. And not all Christians think athiesm is bad.

Answer 8

suited Ten signs and indications you're a Fundamentalist Christian 10 - You vigorously deny the life of thousands of gods claimed by different religions, yet sense outraged at the same time as someone denies the life of yours. 9 - you sense insulted and "dehumanized" at the same time as scientists say that folk advanced from different existence varieties, yet you have not any problem with the Biblical declare that we were made from airborne dirt and dirt. 8 - You giggle at polytheists, yet you have not any problem believing in a Triune God. 7 - Your face turns red once you listen of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, yet you do not even balk at the same time as listening to about how God/Jehovah slaughtered each of the toddlers of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the eliminating of finished ethnic communities in "Joshua" including women human beings, children, and trees! 6 - You giggle at Hindu beliefs that deify people, and Greek claims about gods slumbering with women human beings, yet you have not any problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave beginning to a guy-god who were given killed, got here back to existence and then ascended into the sky. 5 - you're keen to spend your existence searching for little loopholes contained in the scientifically prevalent age of Earth (few billion years), yet you discover no longer something incorrect with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting of their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations previous. 4 - you've faith that the completed inhabitants of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- although with the exception of those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an unlimited Hell of suffering. And yet evaluate your faith the most "tolerant" and "loving." 3 - at the same time as cutting-edge technological awareness, historic previous, geology, biology, and physics have did not cajole you otherwise, some fool rolling round on the floor talking in "tongues" might want to be each of the data you want to "tutor" Christianity. 2 - You outline 0.01% as a "extreme fulfillment cost" at the same time as it contains responded prayers. you consider that to be data that prayer works. and also you imagine that the perfect ninety 9.ninety 9% FAILURE replaced into merely the will of God. a million - you fairly know plenty below many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church historic previous - yet nevertheless call your self a Christian.

Answer 9

Satan put those bones in the ground just to tempt us into doubt

atheists are demons/devil/antichrist/insert evil mythological monster here

Answer 10

They said "if you believe in evolution, you no longer love God" This angers me indeed. They also said:" the fossil evidence is incomplete" I believe it's imperfect, but basically complete. .