And do you think he chucked any of them overboard while in a temporary state of uncontrolled anger? Could that be why we no longer have dinosaurs, unicorns, and dodo birds?
Example:
Noah: (walks onto the second-level deck to see the two baby dragons duking it out for the 232328238328th time) G-d D---it!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!!!! (grabs both of them and hurls them both out the window, one at a time)
Dragons: (fly out the window and into the murky water, making two consecutive splashes as they both hit the water's surface, and breathing fire as they fall in, which causes two tiny clouds of smoke to rise up as they both tread water for a few minutes before sinking to the bottom)
2007-02-25 12:26:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You have a nice imagination and should have a promising future writing children's stories. I think Noah got mad at them because he got tired of cleaning up after them. I mean, you got yer elephants and rhinos. Not exactly the kind of animal that will have much use for a litter box, know what I'm saying?
2007-02-25 12:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably flipped out on the animals a couple times. They probably had the ark smelling really bad. And if they didn't pack enough food for 40 days and 40 nights, then they may have ate some of the animals. I guess the extinct one looked like they would die anyway.
2007-02-25 20:32:53 · answer #2 · answered by Subconsciousless 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dinosaurs, we have physical evidence of an existance, and some had suggested that God created the earth, and then destoyed some things he originally put on it (like dinosaurs) and then put man and the animals we now have there. Unicorns and Dragons and the like are all just dreams and nightmares people had. so thats my answer.
2007-02-25 20:55:38 · answer #3 · answered by sivracious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe thats funny but what I know that he did get mad with the pigs for being lazy and refused to share the workload on the ship. The pigs prefer to laze around near **** and thats why Islam is banned form eating pigs cos the pig is cursed by the Prophet Nuh(May peace be with him).
2007-02-25 20:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good answer and question. You know what? I think Noah probably got angrier at the Misses cooped up with family all that time makes one shudder. The animals most likely relived his stress.
2007-02-25 20:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by lucyshines49 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know the Bible says that it is a terrible thing to fall into the hands of Almighty God? Noah had a righteous fear of God and uncontrolled anger would not have been acceptable.
2007-02-25 20:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which makes one wonder, a huge wooden ship, full of animals, with only ONE WINDOW, a floating methane bomb. how did 8 people shovel all the poop from 16000 mamals overboard?
2007-02-25 20:30:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you know he had to get tired of shoveling poop all the time. Can you imagine the stink that was there...ugh.
2007-02-25 20:28:53 · answer #8 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh he most definitely did. Especially after feeding time. Because after feeding time...
2007-02-25 20:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by LadySuri 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm sure he probably got annoyed one time or the other-- he's human. But not like ur example...
2007-02-25 20:28:45 · answer #10 · answered by Judy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋