A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says as they drive away. "Stupid b!tch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat axx downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked car...
2007-02-25 12:24:49 · 59 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This has to be one of the best that you have told Tink. Excellent. 1000/1000. LOL.
2007-03-05 01:38:16 · answer #1 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh that's almost a mother-in-law joke lol !!!
reminds me.
A guy goes home one day to find that his wife's mother
who has come round to visit has been set upon by a gang of about six youths.
He stands across the road when a car driving past pulls up. The driver shouts out "Hey, that woman is being assaulted! For goodness sake, aren't you going to help?!!"
The husband replies, "No, six should be enough"
any good?
hugs
xoxox
2007-02-26 14:23:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
12/10 hilarious
2007-03-04 04:00:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smashing story, and beautifully told.!!!!!!!! I laughed so much as I pictured this story, I had to mail my husband in the North sea to read it. Greetings from Norway
2007-03-02 04:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by unanski 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a good description of what mother in laws can be like tink 10/10
2007-02-25 21:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hiya now thats what i call a joke and well worth reading LMAO well done loved it thumbs up
2007-02-25 20:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Heard it before but it hit my funny bone. Laughed alot. Way too funny. I could just picture it.
2007-02-25 14:46:14 · answer #7 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah liked it tar good read, reminds me of my silly cat that runs away from me every time she has to go out for a wee.
2007-02-25 23:50:26 · answer #8 · answered by raceybird 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-25 13:19:57 · answer #9 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the mother inlaw was a right ***** great joke 10/10
2007-02-26 01:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋