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if i had a pair of fish id call them 1 and 2, because if one died id still have two

2007-02-25 12:07:21 · 26 answers · asked by andygames07 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

great way to create a joke

2007-02-25 12:19:11 · answer #1 · answered by nzube11 2 · 0 0

erm ... is that a joke??

this is a joke .. A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'

2007-02-25 21:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 0 0

Funny

2007-02-26 03:36:03 · answer #3 · answered by pithermichael 2 · 0 0

hah!
Cute!!
If i get a fish, I'll name them 1 and 2!!!
Too cute!
Thanks for the laughs, have an awesome day!

2007-02-25 22:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haha, not bad! But what if two died? Then you would only have one..

2007-02-25 20:40:00 · answer #5 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0 0

what if two died and one lived then you would have none

2007-02-25 20:52:12 · answer #6 · answered by vannilabean 2 · 0 0

lol. got to have a sense of the ridiculous for that

2007-02-25 20:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0 0

Now Andy that is really very good,,,,,, i loved it so big thumbs up for you

2007-02-26 04:25:16 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

If it makes you happy then that`s all that matters `eh.

Tink x

2007-02-25 22:13:43 · answer #9 · answered by Tink 5 · 0 0

very good, if you had a dog named Fog and he got lost! would he then be Mist? (missed)

2007-02-25 20:11:02 · answer #10 · answered by karen464916 4 · 0 0

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