George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."
The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"
To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Bush".
Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr. Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before George Bush could utter another word, the Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."
2007-02-25 12:01:51 · 24 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DOH!!
u r one brave lady!!
Have u ever seen the one where bart makes a long distance phone call to Australia and starts a full blown international incident???
well, nothing like it!!
hugs xoxoxoxox
2007-02-26 14:01:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
superb. a keep clerk knocked on the door of a house in a sparkling housing progression and a female responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm advertising the latest innovation in vacuums, this is the main suitable little device I even have seen in a protracted time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i'll consume it!" She stated, "might you like a fork?! we've not have been given the potential on yet!"
2016-09-29 22:04:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was quite funny Tink. Not the best but better than a lot of jokes on here.
8/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-25 19:42:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny 10/10
2007-02-25 12:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by michelle m 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow! took a bit of a hammering for this one! I liked it! More! more! more!
Maybe there are just too many country folk answering it! ;)
2007-02-26 03:16:37 · answer #5 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
poor tink i dont think the half of them saw through it silly c u n t s 10/10
2007-02-25 22:12:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ah-ha because she thinks he is a Cun7!
2007-02-26 03:19:26 · answer #7 · answered by theearlof87 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tough audience out here today tinks but i pmsl 10/10
2007-02-26 01:06:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO yes rather funny i did like it so star for you girl
2007-02-25 20:26:58 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Completely unfunny.
2007-02-25 12:17:11 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋