A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
2007-02-25 11:58:16 · 5 answers · asked by scotty 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA 9/10
2007-02-25 20:47:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6
2007-02-26 06:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by territinsel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-02-26 06:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hiya Scotty
Thats the best one 2day mate,,, LMAO thaks for the laff
2007-02-26 04:30:15 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive read that before, and its still a 10/10 ^_^
2007-02-26 04:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anon123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋