Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: "We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young!" He thought it over and agreed.
He put on his hat and went down to the pharmacy, where he bought a bottle of seasick pills and a box of condoms. Upon returning home, his wife said, ''I've been thinking. There is no reason we can't go for a month." So, Mr. Johnson went back to the pharmacy and asked for 12 bottles of seasick pills and a box of condoms. When he returned his wife said, ''You know, since the children are on their own, what's stopping us from cruising the world?"
So back to the pharmacy he went, and brought 297 bottles of seasick pills and the same amount of condoms up to the counter. The pharmacist finally had to ask: "You know, Mr. Johnson, you have been doing business with me for over 30 years. I certainly don't mean to pry, but if it makes you that sick, why the hell do you do it?"
2007-02-25 11:16:30 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I`m crying here!!
Loved it very funny and original.
10/10 and a * 4 U
Tink x
2007-02-25 11:46:16 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`m crying here!!
Loved it very funny and original.
10/10 and a * 4 U
smiling stalker*
2007-02-25 14:40:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-02-25 11:46:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
original and funny great 10/10
2007-02-26 02:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally LOL
2007-02-25 11:23:38 · answer #5 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jay your a very funny guy, LMAO
2007-02-25 20:34:09 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha to all of you that don't get it, he's saying if having sex makes you seasick, why do it
2007-02-25 11:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so funny.
2007-02-25 11:20:04 · answer #8 · answered by ambertottie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, did u do something w ur avatar?it looks different...o, yeah...HA HA!!! i get it!!!!*!!!!
2007-02-25 12:09:19 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it dude!
2007-02-25 11:21:47 · answer #10 · answered by sleekseke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋