An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.
He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.
The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips.
The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips.
The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.
The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is your restroom?"
The bartender quickly replies, "The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street."
2007-02-25 11:13:28 · 16 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i cant recognize you anymore! did you get a new haircut?
2007-02-25 14:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they does no longer allow him connect the military now. yet contained in the destiny they can provide him a prosthetic that doubles as a device gun or cannon, comparable to the single Samus has contained in the accepted Metroid video games.
2016-10-17 09:03:25 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haa ha ha You just would, wouldn`t you?
10/10 here`s you`re *.
Tink x
2007-02-25 11:42:59 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good one. 8/10.
2007-02-25 11:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's horrible! but there's no way a guy would have to do that for long, he could get prosthetic arms, but it seems that he must have been used to it.... it's just horrible i'm sorry for the poor guy.
2007-02-25 11:24:12 · answer #5 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, so the bartender does not like to hold c0cks then;)
2007-02-25 12:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhh noooooo. That's just wrong. argh. But it was funny. good one.
2007-02-25 16:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda funny
2007-02-25 11:17:35 · answer #8 · answered by TJrock 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Jay were do ya get them from Lmao thanks For the laff
2007-02-25 20:35:36 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-25 22:01:12 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋