A famous magician was performing in front of a sold out crowd. She had gotten standing ovations for all her tricks that night. The show was ending and she told the audience that she had one more act to perform.
"For my last act, I will hypnotize people. However, I will not hypnotize a select few; I will prove my power by hypnotizing the entire audience!"
She pulled out a sparkling jewel on a chain and began to swing it in front of the audience. "Watch the jewel and listen to my voice. You are all slipping into a trance. You are all becoming hypnotized by me and will obey my commands."
As with her other tricks, she was very successful and it did not take her long to hypnotize the entire audience. However, before she stopped swinging, she accidently dropped the jewel.
"S**t", she proclaimed.
It took three weeks to clean up the mess.
2007-02-25 11:07:06 · 11 answers · asked by Steady As She Goes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA HA HA HA SNORT HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SHOT TEA OUT OF MY NOSE!
2007-02-25 11:12:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't laugh until I read that j.k.fan shot tea out her nose. That was hysterical. Oh man. What a woman. The joke was cool though but I'd already heard it.
2007-02-25 16:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by Me2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahha thats so funny 10/10
2007-02-25 23:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend told me that joke. It's only funny the first time.
2007-02-25 11:52:05 · answer #4 · answered by darkskinnedxbeauty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yucky!! Smelly, smelly!! Funny joke!!
2007-02-25 11:35:39 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh!!
Thats hilarious!!!
10/10
Thanks for the laughs, have an awesome day!!
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2007-02-25 11:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Nasty but funny! 10/10!
2007-02-25 12:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhaha
that's a good one- STAR!
2007-02-25 11:19:28 · answer #8 · answered by ... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one LoL,
She was an intelligent lady and didn't use the four ..........!!!
2007-02-25 11:14:26 · answer #9 · answered by Desert_Hawk 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-25 12:20:55 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋