Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are playing together in a charity golf tournament. Stevie has a unique way of golfing as Tiger learned. Stevie's caddy gives him his driver and runs down the fairway. About 250 yards away he yells, "Stevie, Stevie."
Stevie Wonder pulls his driver back and whacks the ball within 10 feet of his caddy. They continue this again and again with Stevie Wonder hitting it very close to his caddy. He pars and birdies almost every time.
"Wow, that is impressive Stevie." Tiger said.
"Yeah! I can beat anyone at golf." Stevie answered.
"Well. Not everyone", Tiger said back.
"No, I can even beat you."
"Stevie, I'm the best golfer in the world. No offense but I think I could probably beat you."
"No, I don't think so," Stevie said with confidence. "As a matter of fact, I'd be willing to put a little money on a hole."
"Stevie, come on, I don't want to take your money."
"No Tiger. Let's do it... $1,000."
2007-02-25 10:53:03 · 11 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"$1,000? Why not $10,000," said Tiger.
"You're on." As they shook hands Tiger said, "You name the time and place Stevie."
"Okay, how about hole number 1... right here... midnight."
2007-02-25 10:53:14 · update #1
I love this one, Hey dya think Jeremy is on something?
10/10 for the original, good job as always.
Tink x
And a * 4 U x
2007-02-25 11:28:16 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-06-08 15:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
stevies caddy kicks the ball closer to the hole right
i am so good
2007-02-25 10:56:19 · answer #3 · answered by 1prettypeach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but good 8/10
2007-02-26 03:01:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, but sill funny.
The last time I head it, it was Jack Nicholas. . .
2007-02-25 11:00:13 · answer #5 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
serves Tiger right!!!
2007-02-25 11:26:31 · answer #6 · answered by sleekseke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS HA HA HALARIOUS. OHH THAT WAS SUCH A JUICY JOKE. IF IT WERE A WOMAN I'd **** ( have sex with it) till I couldn't no more. Damn that was funny. Fuckin funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ****...i peeded my self it was so funny. Damn...ha ha ha that was so fuckin funny. You should be a damn fuckin comedy **** hole! HA HA HA
2007-02-25 11:01:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
was that the punchline, or r we supposed to know it? if that was the punchline i dont get it. someone explain it to me.
2007-02-25 12:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by Gloom and Doom™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-02-25 10:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by wilbur2lot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-25 11:02:07 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋