Fellow Atheists: How many times have you heard a believer say this??

Question

Stupid Things Theists Say

·Try asking God if he’s real.
·Why are you angry at God?
·You’ll be sorry when you die and find out you were wrong.
·Why not believe in God, just in case?
·It sounds like you just don’t want to believe…
·God has to exist in order for you to not believe in him.
·You might not believe in God, but He believes in you.
·What kind of evidence would convince you?
·Evolution is just a theory.
·Ok, can you see air?
·Atheism is a religion just like Jesus.
·Someone must have hurt you - to make you reject God.
·If there were no God, you’d die!
·Just look at your eye.
·How do you know you really exist?
·If there’s no God, why do I feel guilty when I touch myself?
·You have Satan in your heart and when you accept Jesus, he leaves.
·Atheists don’t believe in anything, you’re nothing worshippers.
·If there were no god, we’d all be killing each other.
·You atheists have nothing to look forward to…
·So you think we came from monkeys?

·Well, that works by your logic.
·There are no atheists in foxholes.
·Einstein believed in God, and Hitler was an atheist!
·If the Earth were 5 inches closer to the sun, life on earth would not be possible.

PLEASE LEAVE MORE STUPID QUOTES IF YOU HAVE THEM

I AM MAKING A COLLETION OF STUPID THEIST QUOTES

Answer 1

All of the above. These questions are about as useful as "Does he like me?" and "Am I pregnant?" There should be a FAQ link for answers.

Answer 2

i do not comprehend how a recommendations you advise to pass with this yet in simple terms showing that we exist and would't be switched over is sufficient to make an announcement. i'd connect a internet atheist crew yet i'd not protest adverse to religions. All i go with, is end with this insanity of "you should trust" and "god loves you and in case you do not love him then we promise you he will and torture". someone ought to make an atheist help crew or some thing. Religions have church homes and albeit, i'm getting ill of hiding away to no longer be harm.

Answer 3

Yeah, I've heard some of those before.

And this ones just a flat out lie, "Einstein believed in God, and Hitler was an atheist!"
Hilter was a Catholic/Christian. And Einstein ...

Einsteins quote:
"It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly."

Answer 4

yes, most of them

-can you see your brain?
-why are there still monkeys?
-just look around you (about the proof of god's existence)
-evolution has been proven false
-how can people believe in the flying spaghetti monster?

Answer 5

about explaining the trinity? why do they use the egg?

an eggshell is just 1/3 of the egg... not 1

Answer 6

Well, you hang out here evidently. This is religion and spirituality column. I have seen non-believers of Christ making pretty stupid stuff.

Answer 7

I hate these two the most: "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?" and "Jesus is Lord." If you want more quotes like these, you can find them on church signs everywhere.

Answer 8

You seem like a frustrated atheist that needs some sort of validation for your purposeless and self-centered lifestyle.

Answer 9

I have heard EVERY single one. Geez, some people are just so blatantly dumb, it makes my own IQ drop as a result of hearing it or reading it.

Answer 10

"how can you not believe in God???theres Soooo muchh proof."
"There has to be a God because my pastor told me so between licks."