Now for the punch line:
"A bag of M&M's, a fifth of Tequila, and my ex-wife!"
2007-02-25 10:50:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What are three things worth leaving behind?
2007-02-25 13:11:00 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
SO a hobo finds a dollar on the ground.
He goes over to the dollar store and asks whats for sale to buy....
The store person says:"A bag of m&m's, a fifth of Tequilla, and my ex-wife"
2007-02-25 10:58:28 · answer #2 · answered by Roadkill 4 lunch 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
a fat alchoholic walks up to a preacher and asks him "what r things that i should never see again?"
the preacher answers............(insert punch line here)
2007-02-25 10:56:31 · answer #3 · answered by TITANS FAN 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Things to put on layaway at Wal-Mart!!
2007-02-25 12:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ummm.....a man walks into a bar and asks the bartender what he's got thebar tender answers.......
2007-02-25 11:11:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
you better run
2007-02-25 10:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by omg like woahh 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋