A man stopped by a cafe and had his lunch. After paying the tab, he checks his pockets for a tip, and leaves his change; three pennies. As he strides for the door, his waitress muses, only half to herself, "You know, you can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves".
The man turned around, curiosity getting the better of him. "Oh, really? What does my tip say"?
"Well, this first penny tells me you are a thrifty man".
Barely able to conceal his pride the man utters, "Hmm, that's true enough".
"This next penny tells me you are a bachelor".
Surprised at her perception he says, "Well, that's true, too".
"And this last penny here tells me your Father was one, also".
2007-02-25 10:48:28 · 8 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-25 11:18:32 · update #1
hahaha. lol.
2007-02-25 10:50:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10.
2007-02-25 18:59:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats your problem Jeremy?
2007-02-25 19:13:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-25 18:52:28 · answer #4 · answered by redwhite&blue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh heh
2007-02-26 22:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its true, oh its true ......money talks !!!!
2007-02-25 18:53:04 · answer #6 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-25 19:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2007-02-25 18:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋