Do you know someone who seems to know everything, and when asked how, they say, "A Little Bird told me"?
Do you know they probably aren't lying? It is a little known fact that there are Little Birds that fly very fast, are hardly ever seen, and they are everywhere.
These creatures are called "Flies Unseen Everywhere", or FUE for short. These Birds have an extensive communications network, and they can generally find out anything, quite quickly.
Some of these Birds befriend certain individuals, and communicate with them by making clucking sounds, much like a chicken.
They are not dumb like chickens, however, and can establish a sort of clucking language with the lucky person they befriend.
This person is the one who is always in the know, a step ahead of the competition. And those people who seem to be in the dark? Who just don't get it? Who always asks, "Huh"?
Why, I think it should be pretty obvious to all, now, the reason is simply, they don't have a CLUCKING FUE.
2007-02-25 10:33:07 · 8 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha
2007-02-25 10:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by my german self 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I still think it's an awful shame you've got red hair.
2007-02-25 18:38:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
No I don't own a bird.
2007-02-26 18:37:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol...it was aiight...it wasn't LMAO funny, it was cute... :)
2007-02-25 18:37:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha lol
2007-02-25 18:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL......good one!
2007-02-25 18:38:16 · answer #6 · answered by denny 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-25 20:27:59 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-02-25 18:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by Polly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋