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This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several

months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he

came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You

have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were

there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got

shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear," she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with

warmth.

you're a f##king jinx

2007-02-25 10:24:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

Ha! that could be a true story fanella!.

2007-02-25 11:51:23 · answer #1 · answered by richiesown 4 · 2 0

have you ever tried chatting with him and telling him the type you experience and which you come across him repulsive while he talks like that? perchance he basically needs to shaggy dog tale around slightly in view that he's interior the protection rigidity. i'm unsure. i might definitley refer to him nevertheless. i could desire to comprehend him thinking that yet i'm unsure why he might say it. It would not rather sound like a sickness, in spite of this i'm no well-being practitioner. i might basically attempt chatting with him, like I stated perchance he basically needs to shaggy dog tale around slightly, yet while that's making you uncomfortable, he could desire to give up. sturdy luck!!

2016-09-29 21:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You have made me and my husband laugh so much, my sides are hurting!

Nice one

10/10!

2007-02-26 09:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

LOL!!!Heard it already but it sounds funnier the second time.

2007-02-25 10:52:00 · answer #4 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 1 0

She would take his life support out right then and say "And now I'm with you at DEATH MWAHAHA

2007-02-25 10:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by DMRDX122 3 · 1 0

hahaha cold joke becomes funny one!!

2007-02-25 20:31:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ha ha ha thats a good one

2007-02-25 19:22:34 · answer #7 · answered by 1111 3 · 1 0

good one, you got me, i thought he'd say something sweet, then bang. i couldn't believe it, LOL

2007-02-25 10:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by debbie d 4 · 1 0

cool lol

2007-02-25 10:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by andygames07 3 · 1 0

bwahahaha .. aww that is COLD but funny!!

2007-02-25 10:28:26 · answer #10 · answered by Chimera's Song 6 · 1 1

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