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2007-02-25 10:24:29 · 29 answers · asked by maddogs 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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why did she do it? simple case of latex envy and it can be an ugly thing. you kept tracy hidden? dude thats equivalent to having an affair. you should have made introductions, maybe the three of you could have had dinner (well maybe not those dolls cant keep their mouths shut) any way recovery is possible. If possible retrieve the doll and send it to me and I will employ the state of the art technology and fix tracy for you. Its based on the same technology used in vinyl swimming pool repair. Meanwhile start the grieving process because its important. If you cant get the doll back hold a funeral service and ask your GF to say a few words about Tracy

2007-02-25 10:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by molly 6 · 0 0

Don't take it personal, man. It's not about you. I bet Tracy didn't like your girlfriend's shoes and she took it the wrong way.

I would give it a little time and then buy Tracy a band aid. Or some duct tape.

2007-02-25 18:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe she felt you love the doll better. My sympathy for the loss of Tracy! Good luck!

2007-02-25 18:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by I love screwdrivers! 5 · 0 0

the laws of blow up dolls do not comply with females thus why she destoryed ur blow up doll and she thought u havin a relationship with the "plastic" race was non tormented by the fact u are sex crazyed loon ball

2007-02-25 18:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by boogybear 2 · 0 0

The Blow up doll probably deserved it...n

2007-02-25 18:29:14 · answer #5 · answered by Nikki 7 · 0 0

There's only one place your GF wants you sticking your lil' Jimmy, and if its not in her own purse its nowhere at all. Next time you should hide a bunch of pocket vaginas throughout the house. She can't possible find them all!

2007-02-25 18:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by nadsblowhard 2 · 0 0

She was probably a redhead and not as cute as the doll you miss so much, so she was certain to not get as much action and was threatened by her femininity.

2007-02-25 18:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by boxersgirlbunny 5 · 0 0

Raise tracy from the dead with a patch kit.

2007-02-25 18:27:45 · answer #8 · answered by zen522 7 · 0 0

Cuz your gf was jelous and was worried about you, but hey, at least (Tracy) lived a good life!

2007-02-25 18:27:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I always wondered, don't the seams on those dolls give you some sort of paper cuts???

2007-02-25 18:27:06 · answer #10 · answered by hthr_1974 4 · 1 0

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