The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone,
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue.
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin was soft.
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how,
But I tried my best.
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished,
It's all over now.
My first time ever
At milking a cow .......!
2007-02-25 10:12:40 · 8 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like "Constructive Criticism!"
....and, there is plenty of silver in this Red Hair. LOL.
Been a Redhead all my life. I am not into camouflage.
2007-02-25 10:55:11 · update #1
......... never been anything but heterosexual; you see, I love a Crazy 'Cajun! LOL.
2007-02-25 11:24:24 · update #2
OMG LMAO!!!! HAHA thats was super funny!!! lol hahaah
Have a nice evening
2007-02-25 10:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Liv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were in love with a cow?
Her legs were fine? Her skin was soft.
Plus you should have made a guy avatar because it seemed like you were gay.
2007-02-25 18:26:10 · answer #2 · answered by DMRDX122 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The was a young lady called jfmm
But she had red hair - ahem
Shame
2007-02-25 18:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
riiiiiiiiight whatever floats ur boat!!!!
haha i kinda liked it why is it in jokes n riddles though?
2007-02-25 18:17:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
like i needed to be rembered how dirty my mind is!!!
2007-02-25 18:18:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw it coming.
2007-02-25 18:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS THINKING OF SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-25 18:20:58 · answer #7 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! My mind was elsewhere!! Thanks for the laugh.
2007-02-25 18:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋