A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"
2007-02-25 10:02:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YES YES YES!!!! Now my husband HAS to make the coffee cause it says so in the bible!!! Thanks you, you made my day!!! LMAO
2007-02-25 10:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got one better...lol
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had
never
been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness
to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while
she
prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
noticed a
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with
water,
and
in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she
returned with
tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of
water and
its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He
could no
longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you
would tell
me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking
through the
Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The
directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that
it would
prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the
flu all
winter."
2007-02-25 10:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
husband comes in with flyswatter, says,
'i jst killed 10 flies,7 were female, 3 were male
', she says , how do you know what sex they were?, he says 7 were on the phone , 3 were on a beer can
2007-02-25 10:32:11 · answer #3 · answered by debbie d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that is very funny!!! lol
Have a nice evening
2007-02-25 10:48:31 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Liv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy replace into walking in iraq, terrorists with lined faces surrounded him. and that they asked him: "r u with (us) or with (them) ?" the guy stated: "completely with you" they stated: "properly, we r with (them) !!''
2016-10-16 11:45:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice on.
2007-02-25 10:05:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-02-25 10:05:55 · answer #7 · answered by awballer03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ♥ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GETTTA STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-25 10:21:35 · answer #8 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋