Little Tommy (who was Jewish) was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centres, everything they could think of. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.
After the first day, little Tommy came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Tommy was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he was done he marched back to his room without a word and in no time he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Tommy brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table and went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in maths. She could no longer hold her curiosity.
She went to his room and said: "Son, WHAT was it???? Was it the nuns??"
Little Tommy looked at her and shook his head.
"Well, then", she replied, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms???? WHAT WAS IT ????"
Little Tommy looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."
2007-02-25 09:53:50 · 43 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
again another great one princess 10/10
2007-02-26 01:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny ....
hope u like this one??!!
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterically.
The young man gives her a stern look and say, "You shouldn't laugh, it's been swollen like that for two weeks now!"
r we talkin violations here??
lol xooxoxoxox
2007-03-04 19:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! Is he afraid of being nailed on the plus sign for not doing well in maths?
2007-03-03 14:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
i'll try the same if i get a kid like tommy:)
2007-03-04 20:56:57 · answer #4 · answered by Raj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good but nearly finished my beer before the end
A little shorter please
and put the punch line right at the end
.......weren't fooling ......nailed to plus sign!
2007-02-25 10:15:51 · answer #5 · answered by benji 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Again, another great princess one 12/10
hugs
xox
2007-02-27 01:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha! You made my day! You DEFINETELY GET A STAR! Thanx! LOLZ!
2007-03-04 22:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. funny in a way. poor little tommy scared.
2007-02-25 09:57:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is our education system coming to? well done Tink
2007-03-04 21:13:26 · answer #9 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loving it! Although last I heard, Little Johnny was a mormen! ;)
2007-02-25 09:57:56 · answer #10 · answered by Jay A 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋