A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"
The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."
The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of somthing he can do. "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"
The man stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."
A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before. "What's the matter now?" the bartender asks.
The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"
The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back."
The fellow stops crying, has a few drinks, a
2007-02-25 09:51:50 · 21 answers · asked by makenzie j 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The joke, when complete, might be funny...but there are enough horse's tails posting here already... :P
2007-03-05 06:32:06 · answer #1 · answered by Brendan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Dad told me one like this years ago,at least I think it is. Hell we may never know, here goes
Two riding buddies get new horses.One of them ask the other how are we going tell them apart?He says I'll cut the tail off of mine,no big deal. A couple of days later the other horse gets his tail caught in a fence,rips it off. Know what are we going to do one man asks the other.I'll cut the left ear off of mine.Few days later as luck would have it the other horse gets his left ear shot off. What are we going to do know we can't keep doing this to the horses.Your right says his friend I'll take the black one you take the brown.
2007-03-04 05:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope but this is:Place your bet, joke anyone?
”The Horses are at the Starting gate”
1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Dick
9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry
”And away they go!…”
”Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate lady is caught between Thighs, Big Dick is in a very dangerous spot.”
In the back stretch:
”It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.”
Around the final turn:
”Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.”
At The Finish:
”It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat.”
“It’s Big Dick!”
“Big Dick!”
“Oh wait, Passionate Lady is coming!”
“Passionate Lady is coming!”
“But Big Dick comes through with one final sprint and …wins by a head. Bare Belly shows. Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pull up.”
”The winner, Big Dick by a head.”
“Clean Sheets never had a chance!”
2007-03-02 00:18:11 · answer #3 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have been given one, i hav no longer some thing adverse to blondes yet hears a comic book tale a pink head, brunette, and blonde were at a pool. a geni got here up 2 them and said, pass up on the diving board. all of them did. he said in simple terms the the be conscious and regardless of u say, u will fall right into a pool of, the first element u say tho and u cant substitute it. the pink hair walks the the board and says, "gold" it harm 2 fall into that yet she became satisfied. the brunette walked up and said, "money" she were given paper cuts yet she became satisfied. the blonde walked up yet tripped on her ft and yelled, "Oh CRAP" as she fell in. some thing speaks 4 itself.
2016-12-04 22:51:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is not finishing it supposed to be the funny part?
2007-03-03 07:17:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that's the funniest j
2007-02-25 10:08:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was the dumbest joke I ever heard no wonder I never come to this page.
2007-02-25 10:02:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you just got to the best part
2007-02-25 09:59:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wheres the rest of the joke??
2007-02-25 09:57:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i need to know what happens!!! post a comment
2007-02-25 09:59:19 · answer #10 · answered by Bakes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋