best joke you have heard recently,?

Answer 1

Irish girl to her mother.."Mam, I think I'm pregnant."
Mother.."Are you sure it's yours?"

Answer 2

Ok so these girls who live in Texas go to Mexico for the day. On their way back a Police officer pulls them over and says, " congratulations! we randomly selected your license plate number, and since you are all wearing your seatbelts, you win a million dollars! So what are you going to do with it?" SO the girl driving says" I think I'll get a drivers license" and the girl in the passengers seat says," NO DON'T LISTEN TO HER! SHE DRANK TOO MANY CORONAS IN MEXICO!" and the girl in the backseat wakes up and says," no, i knew we'd get caught in this stolen car!" and it would've been a little bit better if he wouldn't have heard the little voice in the trunk saying " SENORITA, are we over the border yet!?"

Answer 3

I know this is an old joke but I still find it funny:

Three old ladies sitting on a bench. Along came a man and flashes at them. Two of them had a stroke, but the other one couldn't reach.

:-)))

Answer 4

Your Mom JK i haven't heard any recently....any body got a good one?

Answer 5

ok. I could say sorry because of fact i could no longer examine all of it. it is not because of fact it extremely is long (you may see a number of my questions) yet because of fact I already shaped an opinion of him and there is no escaping it no rely how solid something of if grow to be. My answer is assuming which you by no potential have been given back with him and you're a great man or woman who has a severe self love/admire... stay removed from him. There are themes with him deeper than you ever desire to be an element of. i visit wager his mum and dad are the two divorced or considered one of them is an alcoholic. i'm additionally going to wager that he grow to be abused as a newborn, in line with danger no longer by his mum and dad yet in line with danger at school. I additionally desire to think of that he broke up along with his maximum contemporary lady buddy in a unfavorable way and now he's going back to you because of fact he's familiar with that there is unfinished organisation and he's no longer happy till he has a woman on his arm.... look, you reported it so your self on your question. He made no attempt to get to comprehend his youngster, he calls you names (and you tolerated it), he claims that the beginning up it grow to be no longer something yet intercourse then contradicts himself asserting he "wanted you to get pregnant on account which you have been the single"...... he's a trailer trash participant... in basic terms kick him to the shrink and discover a great guy that can shop his d*ck in his pants and not whore around to distinctive women persons and characteristic distinctive babies... interior the propose time, do something astounding for your self, you deserve it! Have your mom watch the youngster(s) and bypass to the spa and get a rub down. you should spice up that vanity of yours (in basic terms like my spouse does) and get on board with the happy prepare because of fact from the tone of this question, i think of you have long mandatory a holiday from accountability and perform a little "me" time... solid success and bear in mind, do no longer do something which you do no longer desire your youngster to teach back and say "mom, why did you try this".

Answer 6

Two girls met up at the pictures one says to the other 'did you come on the bus'
Other says ' Yeah but i made it look like an asthma attack!!'.

Answer 7

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts.?????


Wi' Jammin'.

Answer 8

why did the magician take up fishing.

he wanted to learn reel magic.

Answer 9

Chick says to a fried Egg
'F**k Pete, is that you?'

Answer 10

did you hear about the gay midget?

he came out of the cabinet