A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a gin and tonic.
The bartender sneers "you ain't frome round here are you boy?"
"Im from Pennysylvania" replies the guy
The bartender asks 'what do you do there?"
The guy repies "i'm a taxidermist"
The bartender laughs "what the hell is that boy?"
the guy looks at him and says "i mount dead animals"
the bartender relaxes and shouts to the rest of the bar "its ok boys, he's one of us!"
2007-02-25 09:48:23 · 15 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! At first i didnt know what a taxidermist was so i went and got a dictionary and i couldnt find the word so i asked my mom and she explained and then i read it again and now i get it! and it's really funny! lol! ;)
2007-02-25 10:01:55 · answer #1 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha LOL!!!
really funny.
hope u like this one??!!
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterically.
The young man gives her a stern look and say, "You shouldn't laugh, it's been swollen like that for two weeks now!"
r we talkin violations here??
lol xooxoxoxox
2007-02-26 13:41:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Tink.
2007-02-25 09:52:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
works for me pmsl 10/10
2007-02-26 01:00:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha. ROFLMAO. 10/10.
Cheers you just cheered no end, I tawt that was quite impossible on a Monday but you have done it.. xx
2007-03-05 00:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-25 19:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! thats funny
2007-02-25 09:53:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-03-04 22:27:43 · answer #8 · answered by joe blow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hardy har har, very cute.....
2007-03-04 08:07:19 · answer #9 · answered by Jade 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ... nice one
2007-03-02 07:59:15 · answer #10 · answered by d.a. b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋