What is the worst childs name you have come across recently?

Question

I once came across a Tia Maria and a Shayne Wayne. My daughter knows a Sharky and a Rooney! Any better (or worse?)

Answer 1

I teach pre school and there is a family with 4 children who attend who have interesting names. 1 boy 3 girls Tony, Precious, Sparkle and Glitter. Yes those are the real names. I also have a Jade and Asia (sisters) and Houston, Dallas and Austin (brothers) these are three different families.
I work with a Portia who has a sister named Mercedes. I had a girl babysit for me who's name is Tequila. My daghter has a friend named Dakota. And to think my family thought it was bad when I named my daughter Meeghan (me-gan)

Answer 2

I hate the way some mums copy names from the latest faddy celeb trend.....

Apple has become popular since Gwyneth called her kid that ( I say it's child abuse!)

Poppy after Jaime Olivers kid

Or the actually give them the celbs name - Britney, Kylie, Scarlett, Cameron, Jordan, ......

Anyone calling their kids these names should be named and shamed themselves - Oh an what about Mr, Jackson - Blanket.mmmmmm

Answer 3

I know of a girl called Midnight-Rayne and my neice (sorry bro) is called Starr which I think is pretty rediculouse. He is expecting another and plans to call it Lennon-Farley whether it is a boy or a girl. The reason being, his surname starts with C and so the childs initials will be LFC - he is a huge Liverpool fan!

Answer 4

The worst I ever saw or heard of was a couple who live down the road from me, they actually made into the local and national papers by allowing their young child to name the new baby - apparently a fan of X Men. They called the kid Sonnywolferine, it had equally stupid middle names but can't remember them.

Answer 5

Meconium is the worst name I've come across. My husband is a doctor, and these people wanted to name their baby that, and everybody tried to talk them out of it, because Meconium is a medical term meaning the first stool of an infant. The parents didn't care. They still named their baby that name.

Answer 6

My step-brother has a schoolmate named Zen. His last name? Wisdom.

Also, in reading the baby names books trying to come up with a name for my daughter (who I wound up naming Eden), I came across Schmoopie.

Answer 7

I despise when people name their children after cars. Mercades and Porche? I also don't like it when people call Matthews Matt (simply because a mat is what you walk on, not the name of a child.)

The worst name I've come across is Pilot Inspektor (a celeberty's child's name: I can't remember which one, though.)

Answer 8

Lacey Duff

Answer 9

I had a friend in high school who was named Peter P. Nutz. Each of their 5 children all had the initials of P.P. Nutz. I thought that was bad until I met a boy at my son's school who was Arnufo Elmo Padre. How awful is that!!!!

Answer 10

Tucker is the worst when playing the name game

(you should try it then you'll know what I mean)

The kids never get it but the parents usually the dads always laugh