what is the BEST joke/riddle that you have EVER heard? please leave answers.
2007-02-25 09:43:11 · 4 answers · asked by Take It Or Leave It [aka Kendra] 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its about 3 woman stranded in an island they found an aladin lamp
they rub it and the genni gave them one wish each the first one wish to be with her bf and whooos she gone and second one wish to be with her husband whooos she gone the third just feel lonely and wish that they be back with her in the island and whooos!!!!!!
2007-02-25 10:00:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Admiral was retiring from the Navy, so his friends brought him a whore for his retirement party. While having sex with the whore the Admiral asked her how was he doing? She said you are doing about three knots. He being a sailor was happy to get up to three knots with her. Then she said yea, I'm NOT pleased, you're NOT in, and you are NOT getting your money back.
2007-02-25 19:33:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a serial killer
2007-02-25 18:39:56 · answer #3 · answered by danny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork!
2007-02-25 18:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋