An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the council worker.
"Ten" replies the Essex girl.
"Ten?" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Essex girl, "it's great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"
2007-02-25 09:42:58 · 49 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good Tink, you are funny, like your jokes. 10/10
2007-02-25 09:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by karen464916 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah, i laughed after the first line!! fairly easy to tickle me!!
i heard it b4 too but it still made me laugh!!
I got one, a bit naughty tho!
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, "You aren't that good in bed either!"
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone. "What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?"
"I was in bed."
"What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?"
"Getting a second opinion."
2007-02-26 13:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats like another one WHATS THE MOST CONFUSING DAY IN ESSEX??????????? Fathers Day!
2007-03-04 09:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by niki g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-25 09:45:29 · answer #4 · answered by me_myself_&_eye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you got nothing better to do than post jokes on here all day? Get a life!
2007-03-04 04:21:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
didnt make me laugh sorry.
How about 2 peanuts walking down the road....one was asalted! lol now thats funny!
2007-03-02 11:52:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-03-02 08:25:31 · answer #7 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are girls from Essex whores?
2007-02-25 10:04:12 · answer #8 · answered by TheTCB71 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol great 10/1
2007-02-26 00:58:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good. It has a plausible ring about it.
2007-02-25 09:46:20 · answer #10 · answered by Earwigo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋