Offensive, inapprorpriate, and funny.
2007-02-25 09:37:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whats the difference between a good bush and a bad bush ;)
2007-03-05 08:49:05 · answer #1 · answered by Kelsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question is totally sick! There is a thing called "respect" for the President of the United States.
Try to put things in perspective. I've been there . There is nothing funny about seeing the broken and dead bodies of innocent people. It was the actions of Terrorist and not the President!
President Bush is doing his best from preventing that horrible stuff from happening in the United States.
There is nothing funny about the President.
Where the heck do people like you come from that constantly bash the President?
I really believe that you and some of the people that answer that question are the offensive ones!
2007-03-05 17:19:06 · answer #2 · answered by bob P11 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"
Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!
Bush/Cheney '04: Don't Change Whores in Midstream.
Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.
Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!
Bush/Cheney '04: Assimilate. Resistance is Futile.
Bush/Cheney '04: It's still Clintons Fault
Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.
Bush/Cheney '04: Less CIA -- More CYA.
Vote for Bush & You Get Dick!
Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!
With a Bush, a Dick and a Colin, everyone gets screwed
Bush/Cheney '04: Iran and Syria are still out there.
Bush/Cheney '04: Building a Bridge to the Great Depression
2007-02-25 17:43:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Whats George W and Osama got in common?
Ones a megolamaniac, the other's Osama
Both own shares in the same oil company
Both have the same rich daddy
Both were "nappy buddies" in the Skull and Crossbones Club
Both are kept in the dark constantly
Both have English as their 2nd language
Both have assistants who are shotgun happy
Both get great staff discounts on their Hummer fillups
2007-03-04 05:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
three kids were playing and fishing under a bridge..out of nowhere, a huge splash startled them..being boy scouts, they rushed to where the splash had happened thinking that could be a person. after saving that person, they were surprised to see that GWB was the one they had saved. then suddenly the bodyguards came running to save good old GWB who slipped and fell into the river under the bridge. GWB:"well you boys had done a good job for saving my life. how about giving me your names so that i can give you full scholarships and the best priveleges that you deserve?" one boy spoke,"how about some wheel chair and payment for hospitalizations..sir?"GWB:"these boys should be examples of youth?!Why who's in the hospital?"Boy:"well..im sure my dad will beat me up to a pulp for saving your sorry a.s.s. under water..."
2007-03-05 15:20:34 · answer #5 · answered by 分類される 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bush woke up one night and found the ghost of george washington. so he asked him, "george, what is the best thing i could do for my country?" washington replied " be honest as i was." then faded away
the next night he saw fdrs ghost and asked him, "whats the best thing i can do for the country?" fdr replied, "help the poor as i did."
the next night he saw the ghost of abe lincoln and asked, "abe whats the best thing i can do for the country?" abe looked at bush and said, "go see a play."
2007-03-03 17:19:43 · answer #6 · answered by D-Ray 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my friend told me this one:
george w bush was sitting in his office when one of his aids walked in. "mr bush" the aid said, "3 brazillian soldiers were killed today". "oh my god thats awful" said bush, putting his head down on the desk. after a long pause he lifted his head up and asked, "how many is a brazillian?"
2007-02-25 18:05:34 · answer #7 · answered by x plug in baby xo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Save a tree,
Lose a BUSH!!
2007-02-25 17:45:29 · answer #8 · answered by Al 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
george w. bush
2007-02-25 17:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by tms 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I dont know one but you could probably find one on this website
2007-03-05 09:15:43 · answer #10 · answered by trustno1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋