A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "Yes she did."
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."
2007-02-25 09:01:22 · 31 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh now I get ya Jay, I didn`t see as she had too many thumbs down and it had hidden on my screen!!
Hey that`ll be narcolepsy ;) cute!
Tink x
2007-02-25 11:13:52 · update #1
you are great princess 10/10
2007-02-26 00:53:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-25 09:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by JAGC 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute answer, clever stewardess.
2007-02-25 09:41:45 · answer #3 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I usually dont think the jokes that people give on this is funny BUT ths one was so funny i'm still laughing.
2007-02-25 09:15:03 · answer #4 · answered by Aliyah 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! My kinda joke!
Oi! Women Power - it seems to me you're suffering from narcolespy - I can reccomend a good doctor to sort it out for you!
;)
2007-02-25 10:16:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jay A 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well thats the best way cant beat it hehe good one tink 10/10
2007-02-25 09:09:20 · answer #6 · answered by speedy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw her first and it's 11/10 !!!
nice one, ur majesty, ma'am
hugs xoxoxoxox
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2007-02-26 12:49:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Tink,
That was really funny,well done!!!!
2007-03-03 08:28:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Very good
2007-03-04 01:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by Charm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another great joke, keep them coming!
2007-03-02 06:18:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋