The Smith's were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry.
"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered.
"No gas or needles or any of that stuff.
Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as brave as you," said the dentist admiringly.
"Now, which tooth is it?"
Mr. Smith turned to his wife...
"Show him your tooth, Honey."
2007-02-25 08:35:05 · 39 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your on a roll princess 10/10
2007-02-26 00:50:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good boy Mr Smith listening to Mrs Smith
2007-02-28 03:49:41 · answer #2 · answered by kendal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's o.k but this one's better: Place your bet, joke anyone?
”The Horses are at the Starting gate”
1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Dick
9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry
”And away they go!…”
”Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate lady is caught between Thighs, Big Dick is in a very dangerous spot.”
In the back stretch:
”It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.”
Around the final turn:
”Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.”
At The Finish:
”It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat.”
“It’s Big Dick!”
“Big Dick!”
“Oh wait, Passionate Lady is coming!”
“Passionate Lady is coming!”
“But Big Dick comes through with one final sprint and …wins by a head. Bare Belly shows. Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pull up.”
”The winner, Big Dick by a head.”
“Clean Sheets never had a chance!”
2007-03-02 00:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Even if I'd just come out of hospital following a senseofhumourectomy I'd still think this was funny, however I've not been in hospital & I dsill have my sense of humour so I'm gonna give it a 10/10 & a & oops, sorry wrong key, I meant a *! ;)
2007-02-25 10:29:54 · answer #4 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-25 08:38:08 · answer #5 · answered by Bruce P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The humor is cute between the relationship between the husband and wife, but I wouldn't recommend going to comedy central and performing this joke.
2007-02-25 08:38:08 · answer #6 · answered by EC 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
gd 1
2007-02-25 08:38:04 · answer #7 · answered by wildbill05733 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes funny.
2007-02-25 08:38:52 · answer #8 · answered by David H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I'm just as brave as that guy.
2007-03-03 02:37:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 7/10
2007-02-25 08:37:59 · answer #10 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋