Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2007-02-25 08:14:31 · 37 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Queenie N,
I love that!! Funny.
Thanks Tink x
2007-02-25 08:38:59 · update #1
Whooo hooo!!!
nice one tinks.
don't remember seeing that one, just one about a broom!! Ha Ha!!!
I got a silly joke i just made up for u!
knock knock
Who's there??
Ya
Yawho??
see ur spellin's as cr@p as some of the people on here!!
any good??
oh dear, think i should stick to the appreciation bit!!LOL!!
hugs xoxoxox
2007-02-26 12:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That is a very original one. I haven't ever heard it before! Thanks for the laugh, I really did laugh out loud.
I have a joke, too. It's not really that great, but the dumbness of it makes it so darn funny!
-Knock-knock
-Who's there?
-Red
-Red Who?
-Redwho or not, here I come!
Okay, that didn't compare to your joke one bit! LOL
2007-02-25 08:36:28 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Mischa S. ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it 2 many times but stil funny 4 others
2007-02-25 08:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apples in a forrest full of cannibals? Scary story!!!
2007-03-04 02:19:01 · answer #4 · answered by Pois Chiche 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny, but the version I heard said the third guy was carrying watermelons!
2007-03-03 04:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by Marvin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you did post it before, nevermind 10/10
2007-02-25 08:18:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job i dont like pineapples, nice one Tink
2007-02-25 08:28:54 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooow tinkthat would be sore pineapples are very rough scratchy ooooow tears 10/10
2007-02-25 09:30:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
New one on me. 10
2007-03-02 10:20:27 · answer #9 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it!! When you sit alone reading, and have to laugh out loud, spontaneously, the joke must be fun, fun, fun. (Or is someone then coming to get me aha - aha?) Greetings from Norway
2007-03-02 04:33:25 · answer #10 · answered by unanski 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋