Why trick or treat is better than s£x
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. Its OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
AND....
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!
2007-02-25 08:07:15 · 46 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what only once a year never last the year out get sore hands 10/10
2007-02-26 00:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved em all, but not sure about waiting 10 minutes on number ( 9 )
2007-02-25 08:35:00 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No 8 reminds me of my brother in law, when we went out on the pull he always went for the ugly ones reasoning they think it may be the last time they get it so they are quick off the mark. His problem was he couldn't get rid of them.
2007-02-25 08:18:50 · answer #3 · answered by tucksie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and right on! 9/10!
2007-02-25 08:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The next amendment ,The right to trick or treat when ever you want.
2007-03-04 04:31:41 · answer #5 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11/10 tink. ♥
2007-02-25 08:12:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, if gurls would start doing this .....guys would be so out of luck Halloween time
2007-03-02 12:40:03 · answer #7 · answered by Sue Ellen F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all wishfull thinking tink its clever tho 10/10
2007-02-25 09:34:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.K. Mildly amusing. Some bits are better than others.
2007-02-25 09:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good Dear, well done sums it all up very nicely
2007-02-25 08:12:57 · answer #10 · answered by karen464916 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋