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i turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

*please dont answer "i dont know" or "nope... dont know it". i jus really wanna know the answer for real and i asked it b4 and almost all the responses were like that. thx.

2007-02-25 06:49:04 · 8 answers · asked by babyleo91_09 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

The answer is Time... just read this song...

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.

"TIME" - by Neil Gaiman

2007-02-25 07:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by Aaron 4 · 0 0

The answer is pressure

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.

Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.

Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.

Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise they wouldn't bother!

Celebrities usually crack under pressure.

Many normal people will shine under pressure.

Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.

Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.

If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.

If you are "looking" at pressure, like in an airplane, your ears pop.

2007-02-25 15:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by FreeMilkShakes 3 · 3 2

water

2007-02-25 15:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by dfjdshfsd 1 · 0 0

You missed the important part of the riddle. The last line usually asks "Can you guess the riddle?"

The answer is supposed to be "No."

2007-02-25 15:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by hatevirtual 3 · 0 2

water

2007-02-25 15:06:56 · answer #5 · answered by heynow 3 · 0 2

It's got to be pressure. or "NO"
think real hard and ull figure out why its no...........but it really is "NO"

its NOT PRESSURE iVE had this ONE BEFORE DONT lISTEN TO THEM ITS "NO"

TRUST ME!!!

2007-02-25 16:36:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i think its water

2007-02-25 15:12:21 · answer #7 · answered by ghetto_haitian115 2 · 0 0

eyes

2007-02-25 15:12:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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