When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, I am ***-kissing.
When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.
When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.
When I make a mistake, I am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
hehehe...ain' t it true?
2007-02-25 06:25:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So, become the Boss. Who stops you?
2007-02-25 16:58:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy,how well I know this to be true.Been there ,done that ,on a few occasions myself.The peons like us who do most the work for our bosses,never get the recognition we deserve.They take credit for our accomplishments,and give us crap if they mess up.
2007-02-25 15:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by blueeyedbigmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So very true!!!!
My boss is falling out of love with me again
(dramatic sobbing starts now)
Oh Well - There is always something else!!!!
2007-02-25 14:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by Samantha B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW. I AM BOSS OF 35 PERSONS. ACCEPT IT. BUT ONE THINK WHEN YOU WILL A BOSS, YOU ALSO LIKE IT. O.K.my advance congratulations to you.
2007-02-26 06:44:49 · answer #4 · answered by curdrice2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the diffrence of a empleye and boss. u write true. becoz he is boss
2007-02-26 02:22:03 · answer #5 · answered by CHANCHAL K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud 1's
2007-02-25 23:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad to say but thats true
2007-02-25 15:32:36 · answer #7 · answered by SHOBHIT J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh how true and to cute!
2007-02-25 14:55:35 · answer #8 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately it is true.
2007-02-26 05:23:07 · answer #9 · answered by simple 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds more like poetry. did you write this?
2007-02-25 23:32:21 · answer #10 · answered by Kari P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋