Ok, you can call this the worst joke ever that i made up! ;) Tell me whatca think:
Ok, there was this guy named Eric, and he cherished his pet avocado, of course, named Avocado. He treated it like his own child. One day, this girl named Jane offered to watch over Avocado while Eric went to the store. While Eric was at the store, Jane got real hungry, but there was nothing to eat.
When Eric came back, Jane announced "I renamed Avocado." Eric asked her, "Ok, so what's his new name?" Jane held out a large mixing bowl, and said "Guacamole".
2007-02-25 06:20:23 · 14 answers · asked by taylor ! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Me and my pet Avocado made it up!
2007-02-25 06:21:08 · update #1
Its not stupid, its a kid joke. star from me!
2007-02-25 06:24:17 · answer #1 · answered by Diamante 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a time joke. Meaning, I will laugh when I have time. Seriously, it was cute. On a scale of 1 to 10, I would give it a 7
2007-02-25 06:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task
was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day
on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a
nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker
quickly came over to take her order.
She asked, "Is this big enough to hold six cups of
coffee?"
The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a
few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like
about six cups to me."
"Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two
regular, two black, and two decaf."
2007-02-25 07:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by Ivri_Anokhi 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hehehe
Its a chuckle
2007-02-25 06:28:46 · answer #4 · answered by Obi-Wan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! But I think a better new name for Avacado woulda been "Gone"!
2007-02-25 09:28:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, more like a joke that a 7 year tells at their parents' dinner party....but its good. smart. i chuckled a little.
2007-02-25 06:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I can barely type, that is really funny. I am borrowing that!
2007-02-25 08:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this joke it made me hahahhahaaahaaaa laugh
2007-02-25 07:13:51 · answer #8 · answered by Amazingly Amazing. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke was really cute.
2007-02-25 06:24:07 · answer #9 · answered by Gemini 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like guacamole. good one.
2007-02-25 06:24:16 · answer #10 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋