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1)There are two cats, un-deux-trois and one-two-three. They decide to have a race across a lake. Which one wins?

One-two-three; un-deux-trois-quatre-cinq!

2) Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast?

Because an egg's an oeuf!

2007-02-25 06:17:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Languages

8 answers

This is stuff that I tell my French students and they groan. :) I still chuckle a bit.

2007-02-25 06:44:27 · answer #1 · answered by barrych209 5 · 0 0

No. the second was is okay but the first one is messed up.

2007-02-25 06:25:26 · answer #2 · answered by *Scandinavian Sweetheart* 4 · 0 0

I thought they were actually OK but I'm sure there are betters ones.

2007-02-25 06:39:26 · answer #3 · answered by Sai~ 3 · 0 0

I thought they were both delightful.

2007-02-25 06:27:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sorry not to me

2007-02-25 06:24:37 · answer #5 · answered by Melo o.0 5 · 0 0

they are S oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo LAME

2007-02-25 06:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by lilshortyjess 3 · 0 0

No.

Umm... ehhh...

no.

2007-02-25 06:24:17 · answer #7 · answered by Kerosa S 3 · 0 0

VERY BAD ONES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-25 07:26:10 · answer #8 · answered by حلاَمبرا hallambra 6 · 0 0

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