There was a fish waiting for a fly to drop 6 inches so the fish could eat the fly.
There was a PussyCat waiting for the fly to drop 6 inches so the fish would eat the fly and the cat could eat the fish.
There was a bear waiting for the fly to drop 6 inches so the fish would eat the fly, the cat would miss the fish, and the bear would get the fish.
There was a hunter waiting for the fly to drop 6 inches so the fish would eat the fly, the cat would miss the fish, the bear would get the fish, and the hunter could get the bear.
So, the fly drops 6 inches, the fish gets the fly, the cat misses the fly and falls in the water, the bear gets the fish, and the hunter gets the bear.
Moral of the story is that when the fly drops 6 inches the pu-ssy gets wet.
2007-02-25 06:16:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Boss asked for a letter describing Bob Smith:Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.
A memo was soon sent following the letter:
That idiot was reading over my shoulderwhile I wrote the report sent
to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines (1, 3, 5,
etc...)
2007-02-25 06:47:31 · update #1
very nice both 10/10.
2007-02-25 23:38:33 · answer #1 · answered by moni krithika inom moni krithika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb
Bole to ekdum rapchick.
2007-02-26 08:20:35 · answer #2 · answered by coolbhanu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fisrt was a 10 out of 10 but i didn't really get the second one,
everyother line didn't make sense
sorry
2007-02-25 15:24:19 · answer #3 · answered by limallama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, for those not getting it - use a little brains and try the even number instead!
2007-02-25 15:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by s g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the above really a joke or is it a joke on others patiently reading it.
2007-02-26 11:47:52 · answer #5 · answered by spiritual healer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its intelligent's work with mathamatics and created attention towards it
2007-02-25 22:51:58 · answer #6 · answered by p phani bhaskar b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
simply superb .r u that bob?????
then ur boss should have made a great sin
2007-02-26 03:50:22 · answer #7 · answered by hannah montana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
***** 5 stars for u.
2007-02-25 15:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by SHOBHIT J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it.
2007-02-25 15:21:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋