BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
2007-02-25 05:57:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes they are brilliant!!!!
Thanks for the laughs!!!
9/10
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2007-02-25 06:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be a lonely man to have heard all of those lines. put your chin up you will find a girl soon. hehehehehehehehebut you got to give us girls credit we are the smart ones to come up with such good lines. thanks for the help guys. we couldnt have made these without you.
2007-02-25 14:03:19 · answer #2 · answered by vannilabean 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'll hav 2 remember sum of these
2007-02-25 14:03:53 · answer #3 · answered by sisi2594 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha niceee
2007-02-25 14:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by beatles luver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-25 14:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-02-25 23:51:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LUV THESE OMG IM GONNA USE THEM FOR PLAYERS THAT ARE AT SCHOOL
2007-02-25 14:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny!
2007-02-25 14:01:19 · answer #8 · answered by me, myself, and i 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol! <3
2007-02-25 14:01:06 · answer #9 · answered by lol the perfect word Y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones (Mean girls tho)
2007-02-25 14:03:36 · answer #10 · answered by ImSpoilednLoveit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋