A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when amaskedrobber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach
Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in place because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother.
"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears."Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know whathappened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.
2007-02-25 05:42:33 · 18 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
2007-02-25 05:42:52 · update #1
Good joke, unexpected ones are the best.
2007-02-25 05:51:15 · answer #1 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny, 8/10
2007-02-25 05:45:44 · answer #2 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s funny!!! Original and I loved it!!!
I bow to you! (just a little fairy one though `eh),
Cool dude, and here`s your well deserved star* x
Tink xx
2007-02-25 06:53:38 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one,I'll definitely pass this on.
2007-02-25 05:52:39 · answer #4 · answered by tanny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was oh soooo funny!
LOL
2007-02-26 09:03:36 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-02-25 07:57:11 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but funny
2007-02-25 05:46:26 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahhaha...i told my brother and he cracked up
2007-02-25 05:58:11 · answer #8 · answered by beatles luver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious. never thought of this.
2007-02-25 05:46:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahha, that is funny
2007-02-25 05:50:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋