A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"
The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."
The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of somthing he can do. "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"
The man stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."
A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before. "What's the matter now?" the bartender asks.
The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"
The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back."
The fellow stops crying, has a few drinks, and leaves. A few months later the fellow is back in the bar. The bartender has never seen anybody in this sorry of a state. Without the bartender even asking the fellow breaks into his problems. "I.. I shaved the (sob) mane of one of the (sniff) horses, and... it... it... grew back!"
The bartenter, now furious at the guy's general stupidity, yells, "for crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The fellow can not believe what the bartender has said and storms out of the bar.
The next day the fellow comes running back into the bar as if he had just won the lottery. "It worked, it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured the horses and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"
2007-02-25 05:16:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HEHE THANKS MADE ME GIGGLE TOO!!!!
2007-02-25 05:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
DID U KNOW ?
I knew that,that fellow might atleast b knowing the difference btwn white and black.
So i painted one of the black horses to white the last night.
Yet i m surprised 2 hear that he measured to know the difference ?
2007-02-25 05:30:17 · answer #2 · answered by SE7EN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks. it's lame...ur joke makes me think of another joke i've heard before...here it goes.
Paul wants to get a new pair of shoe for himself so he measured the length of his foot with a straw.
He went out happily to buy the shoe. When he reached the shop, he realised that he had forgotten to bring the straw out. so he ran back to get the straw and by the time he got back to the shop, it was closed.
2007-02-25 06:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by information seeker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol haha classic. The kin idea that he became no longer going to pass after his siter and stay straightforward yet absolutely he got here down for a packet of condoms. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2016-12-04 22:33:47 · answer #4 · answered by cottom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1.
2007-02-25 05:38:40 · answer #5 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im assuming the "fellow" is a blonde? jk!
2007-02-25 05:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by dani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really nice 1.
2007-02-25 05:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow man that is funny
2007-02-25 05:24:36 · answer #8 · answered by makenzie j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny .. sorry =0(
2007-02-25 05:19:54 · answer #9 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-02-25 05:19:00 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋