A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to
be eight again." she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get
it wrong.
2007-02-25 05:11:47 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks
2007-02-25 05:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are such a Sweetheart Angel! I read it and I am sooooo Happy!!! Behind the comedy and the customary dig at man lies a beautiful love story...
Breaking News...my guy's moral of the story: -
"Even if a man gets it wrong...he can make a girls head spin."
2007-02-26 16:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then she should of said size eight, not eight again.
Moral: Men try but get beat up because women think men should be able to read their convoluted minds.
2007-02-25 05:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by soulguy85 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was excellent!It is what usually happens between husband and wife.One may not convey things clearly and the other will assume and the outcome will be something else.It shows the importance to have two way open communication!
Lovely!
2007-02-27 21:21:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice...it reminds me of a joke.
At a restuarant
Lady: Can i have a volcano ice-cream, the eight favours that i want for my ice creams are, chocolate chips, cookies n cream, chocolate mint, strawberry, yam, freckles chocolates, coffee and vanilla.
Lady: Oh, and please add chocolate fludge on it and more whipping creams on it. I would like to have brownies as well. That's all.
Waitor: Alright then, would you like to have a cherry on top?
Lady: No thanks, i am on a diet.
2007-02-25 06:24:31 · answer #5 · answered by information seeker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Story, but U hav realy underestimate us.
2007-02-26 20:32:59 · answer #6 · answered by AbuSaleh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found the moral the best part of the story.
Well.....the story was also kinda cool.
2007-02-28 01:58:50 · answer #7 · answered by Nayan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b 4 but still funny and TRU =0)
2007-02-25 05:22:36 · answer #8 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong, sexist is out in today's so called equality driven world. She did not clarify.....she could have meant "ate" LOL he he LOL!!
2007-02-27 14:20:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2007-02-27 12:33:38 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good buddy
rate it as 111/100
2007-02-26 21:29:07 · answer #11 · answered by i am your friend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋