and here are some more?

Question

Yo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince
Yo momma so old she has an autographed bible
Yo momma old she knew the dead ocean when it was sick
Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the ***** died
Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class

Yo momma so skinny you can see her farts
Yo mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
Yo mama's so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.
Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a yeast
infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Yo mama's so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop.
Yo mama's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.
Yo mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.

Answer 1

damn theyre funny. do u make it up or u find them. if u make it up, koodus to u if u find them where

Answer 2

excellent 1s, esp. the history class 1.

Answer 3

thats niiiice!

Answer 4

They are funny.

Answer 5

thanks for the laugh