Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.
Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.
Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of dollar bills and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile.
The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other passengers. Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity.
"What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank. "You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze!!!"
Matt replies, "What...and we weren't?"
2007-02-25 05:09:11 · 13 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, because if Matt was really an addict he wouldn't even think about giving away one cent of money that he could use on his drug of choice. But still, sort of funny.
2007-02-25 05:16:56 · answer #1 · answered by soulguy85 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2007-02-25 05:37:55 · answer #2 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With love, we nonetheless perish. we are able to all ultimately die. The presence of love has no result on the effect. mutually as the fact is real, this is no longer rather profound. i would not call this a customary reality, rather. Sounds greater like a sentimental aphorism.
2016-10-01 23:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny. You make the best jokes. Yes it is the truth. Depending on how old they were.
2007-02-25 05:12:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Miss.Kayla♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that 1's nice.
2007-02-25 05:53:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-02-25 05:12:28 · answer #6 · answered by Omni D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is both sweet and true.
2007-02-25 05:14:07 · answer #7 · answered by Popsicle_1989 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha ironic
2007-02-25 05:12:49 · answer #8 · answered by dani 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was very true good punchline
2007-02-25 05:42:07 · answer #9 · answered by vannilabean 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2007-02-25 05:16:23 · answer #10 · answered by 70'sgrl07 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋