Funny Story to tell your friends?

Question

This is a story i got from the book Scary Storys To Tell In The Dark .Most of the storys are scary execpt in the last chapter called
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! And the first chapter is also called AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Weird isn't it:

Once There was a man who lived in a house in the woods
The man was all alone in his house exept for his dog max.
Well every day the man went out to check his hunting
traps,leaving Max at home to guard the house.Well
one day The man came home and max wasn't
there.So the man called for him.Max didn't come.
So the man went inside and went to bed.Well a few
days later the man heard something in the attic.
He grabbed his gun and headed toward the stairs
Then he said "I better be quiet about this" and
he took off his shoes.He walked slowly up to
the attic and once he got there
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(now the reader of the story pauses and someone usually says"
why did he scream" then the story teller says youd scream

too if you just stepped on a nail in your bare feet

Answer 1

loooooooool.............it was really funny........ha ha ha ha

Answer 2

I'll remember this one for my Grandchildren.
Thank you.

Have a great evening.

Answer 3

ha

Answer 4

thats funny thanx

Answer 5

do you know the muffin man?

Answer 6

nice one...thanks

Answer 7

hahah...nice one...funny

Answer 8

ok

Answer 9

LOL

Answer 10

thanks for the laugh