Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away from her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
2007-02-25 04:51:05 · 7 answers · asked by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
are they good
2007-02-25 04:51:34 · update #1
DANG! U know AAALLLLOOTT of yo mama jokes! so i give u a star!
2007-02-25 04:54:43 · answer #1 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama has 2 tw*ts and 1 of them is u
2007-02-25 14:42:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was 3 nuns they die in a car crash an of course they went to the pearly gate before going Thur the almighty gave them each one thing they always wanted the 1st nun ask for 10 inch er the almighty said OK she went Thur the gate with a big smile on her face the 2ND ask for one about 6-8 inches of he OK she went Thur with a big smile Findley the 3rd one ask for a 1 inch er he said sorry i cant Jeff hardy not here
2007-02-25 13:07:09 · answer #3 · answered by yooper602 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no, your mama!
yeah, your jokes are good.
2007-02-25 13:05:26 · answer #4 · answered by ♥yuki 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man ur good. u just made my day.
2007-02-25 13:09:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they ARE pretty good!!
2007-02-25 13:11:36 · answer #6 · answered by dani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-02-25 13:15:46 · answer #7 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋