2007-02-25 04:48:47 · 31 answers · asked by greaseball_mechanic 1 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
If you can beat me in a spelling bee, I'll fight you in/at a bar.
ps: nice work on the 0 level with -181 points.
2007-02-25 08:44:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that means you are fighting all the time if you have been in a million. By the way you spelled some more words wrong on this question as well. HA HA HA HA he said fites.
2007-02-28 12:17:26 · answer #2 · answered by SuperSoldierGIJOE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know you. your that Irishman that I eye poked and then face planted on the sidewalk.
oh no, you must have been that Brazilian guy that I clinched an cracked his ribcage, dropping you to the floor into the fetal position while the other bouncer pulled you out by your head.
oh no, you are that guy that I said "I cant hear you man, Im a bit deaf" and looked away, and when you came up close to call me a wanker again, I spun around and cracked open your eyebrow with my forehead, knocking you on your @ss.
oh no, you are that guy that insulted the manager and my senior crushed your head between his hands while forcing you up against the wall. man, I have never heard a man scream like that. especially for a tough guy.
oh no, you must have been that barroom brawler in MY bar trying to earn some street cred. well I remember how beautifully artistic it was when I came up behind you while you were kicking that guy while your mate had him in a choke hold. yes, I remember it as one remembers the first ecstasy they ever took. coming up behind you kicking the back of your left knee out while my left hand held your shoulder and my right forearm and hand edge hit your windpipe.
why did you crawl away holding your throat like that? and why did your mate give up before I got him? didnt matter, because he got a hiding from the bouncer coming from his direction. you see, self defense, we protected the guy you were beating.
why did you run away when we threw you outside? why did you suffer from the bravery of being out of range and scream revenge? well, Im still there, but you havent come back. oh well.
why you run away? tough guy?
you see, big mouth inbreds like you are all the same.
mate, the only bar fight you have been in was with you sister in that back shed your step dad calls a bar.
2007-02-26 00:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by SAINT G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yup you are right.
Till you take a shower ( cause you smell like crap) no one, I mean no one can get within 10' of you.
Let alone all the body lice etc they all know will jump from you to them. That is an effective form of psychology in war.
You simply win without fighting. That is one hell of an effective martial art. Kinda like pissin all over a Jiu Jitsu fighter once you hit the ground. Dirty real dirty ya know
2007-02-25 14:24:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One million bar fights ?
I am willing to bet you have been in 15 or less.
All it takes is "one" mistake.Slip on a spilled drink,back up and trip over a womans purse,get bashed by your opponents
friends,(from behind),a pool cue,a bottle,a chair.
Truth is I think you are full of "Baloney"
2007-02-25 17:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes anyone can take you
anyone,l my retarded step brother with no legs can, 2 most of the people on this section of yahoo answers because most of them know a little bit about fighting.
Becarefull, cause if I get a hold of your arm....
then you will have plenty of time to lern how to rite enlish propaly unless you punch and write with the same hand
2007-02-27 20:50:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, from your screen name, and your claim to a million bar fights, we all know your full of crap. Why do you even post this crap. Even if you'd really been in all these bar fights. Do you think anyone of us would care?
2007-02-25 18:22:04 · answer #7 · answered by Brian F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you've been in a million barfights then you're that annoying drunk I always end up throwing out and handing over to the cops
2007-02-25 18:15:05 · answer #8 · answered by Corey R 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, one of the female MMA fighters could probably take you in a bar fight.
2007-02-28 00:54:32 · answer #9 · answered by Sir 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is really sad what this world is coming to. People trying to start fights online? That's just plain stupid, not to mention frickin weird. How are you going to fight online, with a webcamera? Please grow up and become a profitable member of society.
2007-02-26 23:20:18 · answer #10 · answered by Brock D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋