Yo momma’s so stupid, she makes blondes look smart.
Yo momma’s so stupid I told her I was going to get her Tommy HILL figure and she told me she already tried to lose weight.
Yo momma's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo momma’s so stupid she called the cocaine hotline to order some.
Yo momma's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911?"
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
2007-02-25
04:46:14
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Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama so stupid that when she took the Pepsi challenge she chose Jiff
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Boys II Men was a day care center.
2007-02-25
04:47:14 ·
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