How do i fake sick? I Need a good one.?

Question

My first question is how do i fake sick , i don't want 2 go with my mom so i need a way to get out of it , need 2 vomit or fake a fever or somthing like it otherwise my mom wont belive me.(o i need any others you might have)

1.okay no ofince but i have seen "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" i know that stuff, i need somthing diffrent.
2. my mom dosent lisen to reason i have to fake it .
3.if it's not somthing good like a fever it won't work, and i'll really be in trouble

hey someone told me holding a penny under your tonge works is that true

Answer 1

here is a good one guaranteed to work....it will make u have fever for about 2hours.
take a garlic and peel it. keep it squeezed under your armpit.... trust me it works.

Answer 2

I KNOW! whoopie! FINALLY some question I can answer
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
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TA DAH!
im serious it works
i've acutally tried it....
for some good non-specific illnesses...
try to pinch ur cheeks to make them red
use a squirt bottle and set it to a fine mist and get your forehead slightly damp..make sure there are no huge droplets...even a little moisture around the hairline is enough sometimes...
you can add on any painful symptoms to these listed above
try a really bad headache.
*make sure ur not listening to heavy metal or yelling..uh,,just might blow ur cover...lol
good luck
;)

Answer 3

y fake sick? be honest to ur mum. it will be worse if she finds out. u can try bathing in a warm bath or put a glass of warm water beside ur bed so that when taking temperature and ur mum is nt looking, u can pop the termometer into the water for awhile to get a fever degree results.

act as if u had a very painful stomach pain, stuck in the toliet for long.

Answer 4

yes i have a good one take a shower or get in a pool and leave the A.C on with your hair wet it will open up your poors and get you sick or you can cut on your heater to make sure your hot and starting to sweat and heat up some water for 5 minutes in a plastic bowl then when it`s finish set it down on your table then get a towel and put it over your head while your breathing the hot water.

Answer 5

cough..it sthe easiest to fake and no one ever thinks of it.. just givehuge coughs and say they are causing you pain all over becuase they require so much energy..... alsos say you have a full sinus becuase there is no way to prove it.. don't fake a fever cuz then she might make you go to the doctor...

Answer 6

just watch the beginning of the movie: "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
it'll tell you what to do. lol

Answer 7

Blow dry your forehead. Ive never tried it before but im sure it works well!

Answer 8

just eat some cafeteria food. then you wont have to fake it.

Answer 9

there are ways to make you self sick email and i tell you

Answer 10

cramps? "women" problems"? if you were with your dad it might work...