can you tell me.....?

Question

at yo mamma jokes

Yo momma’s so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mommas so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.
Yo momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.
Yo momma’s so fat she started singing "we are family, McDonalds, Burger King and me.
Yo mommas so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma’s so fat when she put on high-heels and walked out onto the street, she struck oil!
Yo momma’s so fat that when she was floatin' in the ocean Spain tried to claim her as the new world.
Yo momma’s so fat when she jumped on a trampoline with yellow on, the sun said I give up!
Yo momma’s so fat when she went to the beach and got into the water scientist classified her as a new species of whale.
Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, and Chicago, NY.

Yo momma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
Yo momma's so fat that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo momma's so fat when I took her to the beach, little kids surrounded her and chanted "Free Willy, Free Willy"!
Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat, jumbo, and ohmygodit'scomingtowardsus!
Yo momma’s *** is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs. of crack
Yo momma’s so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo momma’s so fat that when she stood up everyone yelled out "eclipse"!
Yo momma’s so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat *** out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.

Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.
Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters
Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.
Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.

Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"
Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code
Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"
Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.
Yo momma so fat she don't sit in the house, she sits around the house.
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Answer 1

yo momma's so fat when she saw a yellow bus she said STOP THAT TWINKIE!!

yo momma's so fat when i tried to drive around her i ran out of gas.

yo momma's so ugly when she looked under her bed the boogie man said I QUIT!!

yo mommas so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked and she said she was "moving"

yo momma's so ugly you had to feed her with a sling shot

yo momma's so cold in the summer it snows at her house

yo momma's teeth so yellow she put the sun out of buisness

yo momma's so fat they had to go to sea world to baptize her

yo momma's so ugly she could make an onion cry

yo momma's so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab when she wore a yellow coat people shout out CAB!!

yo momma's so fat you have to grease the door way and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her out

yo momma's so ugly she made quasimodo vomit

yo momma's so stinky she made the skunks throw up

yo momma's so ugly she could only be your momma(classic)

yo momma's so ugly when she put her face out the window she got arrested for mooning

yo momma's so stupid she put a watch in the bank to save time

yo momma's so stupid she went to the grocery store at night, got locked in and starved.

yo momma's so stupid she thought that Ajax was a weapon to execute old people

yo momma's so poor when i walked through her front door i fell out her window

yo momma's so ugly her picture is even an event for fear factor

yo momma's so fat when she went to outer space they sang, "we are family, even though you're fatter than me"!

yo momma's so fat when she goes bungee jumping instead of putting the rope around her ankle they put it around her neck

yo momma's so stupid when she threw a rock at the ground she missed

yo momma's so fat when she went to a resteraunt she looked at the menu and said OK!!

These are all I can think of...

Answer 2

yo mommas so fat she sat on the cats tail now we call it beaver
yo mommas so fat when she wears red kids yell hey look its the koolaid man
yo mommas so fat when she went to get a water bed they put a blanket across lake michigan
yo mommas so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles fell out
yo mommas so fat i had to take a train and 2 buses to get on her good side
yo mommas so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesnt change
Yo momma's so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Yo momma's so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
yo mommas so fat when she gets in an elevator it only goes down
yo mommas so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

Answer 3

all of them r hilarious.
i remember just 1
yo mama so fat when she walked past the t.v. set i missed 3 episodes.

Answer 4

Wow ur full of it today!!! But some r cute n some aren't!!!!